Finally, a (Mormon) Porn Site Where Fictional LDS Leaders “Stuff Magic Underwear In Each Other’s Mouths” December 9, 2014

Finally, a (Mormon) Porn Site Where Fictional LDS Leaders “Stuff Magic Underwear In Each Other’s Mouths”

I borrowed that laugh-out-loud line from the aptly named Vice; the site has a story on Mormon-themed porn, claiming that it’s a booming business.

Getting off on watching Mormons doing the dirty is a very specific taste, obviously, but catering to such niches is currently where the (porn) money is.

The founder of the pay site Mormonboyz.com, the pseudonymous Legrand Wolf,

had his first locker-room experience at the Missionary Training Center in Provo, Utah. …

“Getting ready for my mission, I was finally exposed to [naked dudes] and I figured it out pretty quickly,” he told me. “But then I was around all these straight hot men, and I had to hide the fact that I was gay despite all this intimacy.”

Wolf eventually had sex with his mission trip partner, which the Mormons suggestively enough call a “companion.” After months of dropped hints and excruciating build-up, Wolf’s sexy French partner finally put the moves on him and they developed a loving relationship. Although his former companion is now married with kids, Wolf says their affair — and the sexual tension leading up to it — changed his life. At the very least, it’s the inspiration for ​MormonBoyz.com, the only gay porn site that caters to some very specific religious fantasies.

There’s also a sister pay site called Mormongirlz.com, started by Wolf’s friend Brooke Hunter. The front page features a photo of a wholesome-looking bare-breasted believer engaged in what looks to be the Book of Mormon.

(Heads-up to Hemant: I’m about to submit a $30 expense report under the heading web research. Hope that’s OK.)

So, what’s appealing about Mormon nookie? There’s the kinky connotation of polygamy, for starters. Joseph Smith loved him a wife or two (or fifty).

And to some,

… Mormon rituals definitely have an erotic flavor. When a young Mormon gets inducted into the temple, he or she gets “anointed” while wearing a sheet with a hole in the top. The elder then washes the newbie’s body, including his or her thighs and groin area. Then they put on the Temple Garment — or dowdy white underwear that devotees are required to wear at all times after the ceremony.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, this ceremony is a common set on the site.

But Wolf and Hunter hope to never stop innovating. On Mormongirlz.com, we may soon see a recurring new storyline involving not just naughty fresh-faced missionaries, but also a “Mormon MILF.”

Sounds divine.

(Image via Shutterstock)

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