Finally, a (Mormon) Porn Site Where Fictional LDS Leaders “Stuff Magic Underwear In Each Other’s Mouths”

I borrowed that laugh-out-loud line from the aptly named Vice; the site has a story on Mormon-themed porn, claiming that it’s a booming business.

Getting off on watching Mormons doing the dirty is a very specific taste, obviously, but catering to such niches is currently where the (porn) money is.

The founder of the pay site Mormonboyz.com, the pseudonymous Legrand Wolf,

… had his first locker-room experience at the Missionary Training Center in Provo, Utah. …

“Getting ready for my mission, I was finally exposed to [naked dudes] and I figured it out pretty quickly,” he told me. “But then I was around all these straight hot men, and I had to hide the fact that I was gay despite all this intimacy.”

Wolf eventually had sex with his mission trip partner, which the Mormons suggestively enough call a “companion.” After months of dropped hints and excruciating build-up, Wolf’s sexy French partner finally put the moves on him and they developed a loving relationship. Although his former companion is now married with kids, Wolf says their affair — and the sexual tension leading up to it — changed his life. At the very least, it’s the inspiration for ​MormonBoyz.com, the only gay porn site that caters to some very specific religious fantasies.

There’s also a sister pay site called Mormongirlz.com, started by Wolf’s friend Brooke Hunter. The front page features a photo of a wholesome-looking bare-breasted believer engaged in what looks to be the Book of Mormon.

(Heads-up to Hemant: I’m about to submit a $30 expense report under the heading web research. Hope that’s OK.)

So, what’s appealing about Mormon nookie? There’s the kinky connotation of polygamy, for starters. Joseph Smith loved him a wife or two (or fifty).

And to some,

… Mormon rituals definitely have an erotic flavor. When a young Mormon gets inducted into the temple, he or she gets “anointed” while wearing a sheet with a hole in the top. The elder then washes the newbie’s body, including his or her thighs and groin area. Then they put on the Temple Garment — or dowdy white underwear that devotees are required to wear at all times after the ceremony.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, this ceremony is a common set on the site.

But Wolf and Hunter hope to never stop innovating. On Mormongirlz.com, we may soon see a recurring new storyline involving not just naughty fresh-faced missionaries, but also a “Mormon MILF.”

Sounds divine.

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