Finally, we have a guide to becoming co-prophets of the upcoming Apocalypse, courtesy of William Tapley:

Tapley, you might recall, wrote a memorable campaign song for Mitt Romney in 2012 and made a video years ago describing the “Phallic symbols at Denver International Airport.”
(via Joe. My. God.)
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