Uri Geller: The iPhone 6 Bends Because of Your “Mind Powers” September 29, 2014

Uri Geller: The iPhone 6 Bends Because of Your “Mind Powers”

We finally figured out why the iPhone 6 bends. It’s not Apple’s fault!

It’s the energy of our minds… says “psychic” Uri Geller, who finally figured out no one cares about his spoon trick anymore:

“There are two possible explanations,” Uri Geller, the psychic illusionist famous for bending spoons with his mind, told MarketWatch. “Either the phone is so seriously thin and flimsy that it is bendable with mere physical force, which I cannot believe given the extensive tests Apple would have done. Or — and this is far more plausible — somehow the energy and excitement of the 10 million people who purchased iPhones has awakened their mind powers and caused the phones to bend.

Yep. That’s gotta be it. Even though your mental powers won’t do anything unless your hands are also bending the phone at its edges…

Now’s a good time to point out that Geller is probably richer than any of us will ever be.

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