We’re Still Waiting for the Sequel, God September 17, 2014

We’re Still Waiting for the Sequel, God

Who knew God was just imitating J.D. Salinger?

Hailed by critics as one of the most important authors in recent millennia, the eccentric divinity is said to have long ago retreated from the public eye, eschewing a life of celebrity for one of solitude and quiet. To this day, experts confirmed, His artistic reputation rests exclusively upon His bestselling and highly acclaimed first work, the Bible.

At this rate, George R. R. Martin will finish writing all the Song of Ice and Fire books before God ever gets around to His next one.

(via The Onion. Thanks to Richard for the link)

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