If the Duck Dynasty Guy Can’t Convince Atheists To Watch the Left Behind Movie, Nothing Will… September 6, 2014

If the Duck Dynasty Guy Can’t Convince Atheists To Watch the Left Behind Movie, Nothing Will…

The Left Behind movie starring Nicolas Cage just got an endorsement from Duck Dynasty‘s Willie Robertson. If you’re a conservative Christian, I’ll give you a moment to adjust your pants. If you’re like me, you’re still wondering who the hell Willie Robertson is.

Well, he’s the guy who thinks you’re going to convert to Christianity after you watch a movie about the Rapture:

I believe people are going to make that life-changing decision to follow Christ on the way home from the theater on Oct. 3. Let’s all make sure we bring some friends and family to see this movie — people who need to see to believe.

Opening the door to unbelievers has never been this much fun.

Anyone who thinks atheists are going to flip the switch in our minds to “Off” after we watch a movie that tries to scare us into believing everything the Bible says is delusional. Trust me: If God’s Not Dead didn’t sway us, Nicolas Cage sure as hell isn’t going to make us find Christ.

But if the Rapture gets the Duck Dynasty guys off the air because they’re off to meet God, I’ll give it some serious consideration. According to Robertson, it’s going to happen “any day from now.”

Sure it is, Willie. Sure it is.

(via Christian Nightmares)

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