It was the sort of schtick taken direct out of a Chick Tract:
Anyway, it turns out Jesus doesn’t just work on a microscopic level. He holds together the entire universe, too!
And what’s keepin’ the universe together right now? It is Jesus Christ. He upholds the universe by the word of his power…
There is some magic force — scientists don’t even know what it is. It’s called the Strong Force because it keeps the nuclei together. They don’t know what it is! We know who it is. We know what it is, we know who it is. Jesus Christ is the Strong Force that upholds the universe by the word of his power.
Stop right there, Physics textbooks. Give Fischer a Nobel Prize and turn off the Large Hadron Collider. The answer you’ve been looking for is Jesus. He is the Theory of Everything.
(via Right Wing Watch)