My friend Neil Carter, who writes at Godless in Dixie, gave a talk to the Chattanooga Humanist Assembly a couple of weeks ago. Part of the talk was a spin on Jeff Foxworthy‘s “You might be a Redneck if…” bit where Neil explained how you know you live in the Bible Belt.
It would be funnier if it wasn’t so damn depressing. Still, watch it and see how much of it is familiar to you:
Some of it is true even if you live far from the Bible Belt…
The full speech can be seen here.