Weird: A local newspaper polls its readers on “the role the Bible plays in your daily life.”
Weirder: There’s no option that says “It doesn’t.”
Welcome to Salem, Indiana!
I love the inherent bias in that last option: “I don’t read the Bible as much I should.” Because even if we don’t read it at all, we all know we should be reading it more…
(Thanks to Blaine for the link)