These Nonsensical Horoscopes Make Just as Much Sense as ‘Real’ Ones April 9, 2014

These Nonsensical Horoscopes Make Just as Much Sense as ‘Real’ Ones

It turns out when you replace the words in a typical horoscope with complete gibberish, it basically sounds the same… and happens to be equally true!

Jessica Hagy explores the concept in her series Jabberwocky Astrology:

She must be psychic because all of that *totally* describes me.

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