Fight Church: A Movie About How Beating the Crap Out of Each Other Will Lead You to Christ April 3, 2014

Fight Church: A Movie About How Beating the Crap Out of Each Other Will Lead You to Christ

By Hemant Mehta
April 3, 2014

What do you get when you cross beating the shit out of each other to prove your manliness… with Jesus? (Besides one of Pastor Mark Driscoll‘s dreams, I mean.)

Fight church! (No, really. That’s the name of the upcoming movie.)

Somehow, guns are in this movie, too.

Because if Jesus knew how to fight like this, he could’ve avoided that whole crucifixion thing. (At least I assume that’s what the moral is… I’m not sure what else it could be.)

There’s no planned release date for the film. It’s going through the festival circuit right now.

(via Christian Nightmares)

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