Creationist Ken Ham wants to make sure you don’t see the movie Noah because — *gasp* — it’s not biblically accurate. In an interview, he explained his fear and gave the greatest sound bite ever:

“Sure, after watching the film, people could be directed to read the true story for themselves in the Bible,” Ham said. “But in this day and age, young people have a hard time deciphering reality from fiction and don’t often take the time to form their own educated opinions.“
Yeah, Ken… “young people.”
Not yourself.
Not at all.
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