A Love Song for the Scientifically Literate

Noah Lugeons of the Scathing Atheist podcast wrote and recorded this sweet “Love Song for the Scientifically Literate”:

You can read the lyrics here and the first verse is below:

When I look into your eyes my heart don’t… skip a beat.
And if it did, I’d be concerned, that I had heart disease,
Maybe premature ventricular contractions, also known as PVCs.
And I’d probably have to see a cardiologist;
Might need some kind of timer in my chest.