Of All The Ways to Respond After Walking in on Your Roommate Pleasuring Himself, This One Never Crossed My Mind

According to a new cringe-worthy short film by Andy Matthews, walking in on your masturbating roommate (who, for some reason, left his door wiiide open) — and not telling authority figures about it — is a lot like leaving a wounded soldier on the battlefield:

The whole video is basically a long commercial for Brigham Young University–Idaho, whose President is featured in the voice-over.

Best part had to be the erotic roommate stare-off at the end.