Why does anyone bother with a Nativity scene when you can buy a Negativity scene for under $20?!
Via This is Why I’m Broke, which explains the setup this way:
As the Negativity Scene demonstrates, the first Christmas was not a happy event. Mary never got the epidural she requested, John kept having to deal with the curious goat, and the three wise men had to walk so much they didn’t even make it on time for the birth.
I would love to see the look on some random Christians’ faces when they see this on your lawn and smile, only to walk a little closer and realize what it really is…