If Eminem Were Atheist, He’d Sound Like This December 10, 2013

If Eminem Were Atheist, He’d Sound Like This

David James Tibbetts blasphemes more in two minutes than most atheists do all day. He does it pretty damn well, too:

Incredulous religiosity, will be met with rational ferocity
Theology is astrology — not a basis for national policy
Double talk, two faced Tautology
Sourced from young earth cosmology
Why are we waiting, debating; they’re legislating and hating
Discriminating, parading, and our rights violating
With constitution pollution by abusing confusion
Using corporate collusion achieving private intrusion
Masquerading, falsely stating, [elating in our] abating
I’ll end this congressional evading, chambers need some ventilating

Someone put that to music so it sounds like Bo Burnham.

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