The Trailer for ‘Heaven Is For Real’ Will Make Your Eyes Roll

It’s the Christian movie trailer based off the book that was inspired by one child’s overactive imagination and spread by millions of gullible adults.

I present to you, Heaven is for Real:

Citation needed…

For some reason, the trailer left out the portion of the book where little Colton talks about meeting Jesus, as the Son of God rode in on a rainbow-colored horse.

I can’t imagine why that part remained on the cutting room floor.

The movie comes out this Easter. (Of course.)