This is an actual ad for an upcoming event for the Caldwell County Republican Party in Texas:

Yes… clinging to their God and Guns (a reference to an awkwardly-worded statement made in 2008 by then-candidate Barack Obama).
The best part may be the photo they used: A cowboy of sorts with a gun in one holster and a Bible in the other.
There’s also the steak dinner — because only sissy Democrats would ask for the vegetarian option. And the Prodigy.net email address — because only sissy Democrats would be tech-savvy enough to use Gmail.
It’s every stereotype you have of Southern Republicans… embraced and accepted by those very people.
(Thanks to Jonathan for the link!)