Yesterday morning, I got a text from a coworker that read “#FourWordBible is trending on Twitter… I think it’s right up your alley.” Sure enough, I wasted about a half-hour online.
The trend consisted of Twitterers (Twitts?) summing up the Good Book in exactly four words.
To be sure, there were plenty of pro-Bible folks with cutesy things to say like “Unending love. Amazing grace,” “Let go, let God,” and “Jesus died for you.”
But don’t worry, the skeptics showed up for the party, too.
So far, my favorite is from @serenetwit:
#FourWordBible Men rule girls drool
— Athorist (@whichgodrob) August 6, 2013
Here’s my contribution:
#fourwordbible Sell Your Daughter 101
— Jessica Bluemke (@blueburie) August 6, 2013
And I saw this one a couple of times:
#fourwordbible pic.twitter.com/0eBfJgUcIu
— Tyler Oakley (@tyleroakley) August 6, 2013
There were plenty of funny ones to choose from:
Bad girls eat apples #fourwordbible
— Kelly Carlin (@kelly_carlin) August 6, 2013
#FourWordBible Warm, fuzzy genocide stories.
— Joshua, damn it… (@JoshuaDamnIt) August 5, 2013
#FourWordBible Tonight on Fox News.
— fOWL father (@snix_lopez) August 6, 2013
Apples bad. Infanticide good. #fourwordbible
— Scriblit (@Scriblit) August 6, 2013
No gays. Slavery's cool. #fourwordbible
— BarbaraHaynes (@barbhaynes) August 6, 2013
#FourWordBible Having fun? Stop it!
— Bill Mc7 (@BillMc7) August 6, 2013
Choose your own adventure. #fourwordbible
— Just Call Me Frank™© (@JustCallMeFrank) August 5, 2013
#fourwordbible Terrific first novel but…
— Mark Brown (@MarkWhalesongs) August 6, 2013
And there are still plenty more coming. Let me know which ones I missed, or leave your own in the comments!
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