Someone Has To Go See This Movie With Me… July 24, 2013

Someone Has To Go See This Movie With Me…

You know a Christian movie is going to be good when a lesser Baldwin brother shouts out “This guy is the biggest drug trafficker in all of California which is exactly why we want to nail this guy.”

Wait, no, my new favorite line comes from the evil mob boss who tells drug dealer Ja Rule: “Oh, that’s Vanessa. She goes to Bible study every week with my wife.”

Wait, no! It’s when Ja Rule says to Vanessa, “Right now, I’m kinda in between churches.”

Wait, no! It’s when — oh, just watch the trailer:

I’m in Love with a Church Girl comes out in October.

(via The American Jesus)

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