God Causes Three Super-Amazing Miracles on the Set of ‘The Bible’

Guys! Thanks to the crack reporting/content repurposing of Glenn Beck‘s The Blaze, we now know that gen-yoo-ine miracles occurred during the production of the History Channel’s Bible docu-drama-thing.

Allow me to round them up for you:

• Miracle 1: It got really windy at one point.
• Miracle 2: The snake-wrangler wrangled a whole lot of snakes. Like, more than he usually wrangles.
• Miracle 3: A kid returned a prop he found to the set.

No, really. That’s it.

The Blaze tags its post with:

What do you think — mere coincidences or evidence of God’s intervention? You decide.

Oh, I have.