What Would Jesus Say To Ellen DeGeneres? February 5, 2013

What Would Jesus Say To Ellen DeGeneres?

Ed Young, pastor of Fellowship Church in Texas, gave a sermon over the weekend about what Jesus would say to Ellen DeGeneres.

Turns out Jesus would be a dick and tell Ellen she shouldn’t be gay because:

  • “Homosexuality is not my ideal” (19:52)
  • “The parts don’t fit!” (26:46)
  • “We all mess up!” (27:19)
  • “At the end of the day, it is a choice!” (30:38)
  • “You’re awesome, but get under my authority!” (33:30)

This is why Christians are losing the demographic wars: They lie, they revel in their own ignorance, and their idea of “Christian Love” is anything but that.

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