This Church Doesn’t Know How to Do Math January 29, 2013

This Church Doesn’t Know How to Do Math

Over the weekend, I was handed a program from a church service. (Not because I went to one, but because these things just happen to me…)

I was going through the pages and suddenly came across the greatest thing *ever*:

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I can’t tell what I love more…

The Bible-based, threat-like “challenge” to put God to the test?

The fact that there needs to be a guide on what amount of money constitutes a tithe? (I guess no one ever learned how to move a decimal point one spot to the left?)

Or the idea that a 10% tithe equals “1 penny out of every dollar…“?

We know science is constantly under attack by Christians… but who knew they were coming after math, too?!

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