Bill Maher’s New Rule: ‘You Can’t Run for President if You Don’t Know How Old the World Is’ January 4, 2013

Bill Maher’s New Rule: ‘You Can’t Run for President if You Don’t Know How Old the World Is’

Bill Maher has a few New Rules for 2013 and none is more accurate than this one:

NEW RULE You can’t run for president if you don’t know how old the world is. Quizzed recently, Marco Rubio answered, “I’m not a scientist, man.” As if you have to be Galileo to Google, “How old is the earth?” And when asked his thoughts on evolution, Chris Christie said, “None of your business!” Which is what you say when someone asks you if you made a baby with the maid. Fellas, if you and your party want to be taken seriously, you don’t have to recite the collected works of Stephen Hawking — just stop regurgitating the Facebook page of Sarah Palin.

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