Jason Kelce of the Philadelphia Eagles is my new favorite person.
Why?
1) He has bad-ass facial hair:

2) He tweeted this earlier tonight (jokingly, of course):
How is using God to your advantage not considered an illegal performance enhancer.Notre Dame is a bunch of cheaters.
— Jason Kelce (@Jkelce) November 25, 2012
A Christian (obviously not getting the joke) responded with this:
@jkelce please read Luke 1:37 in the King James version of the Bible and you will understand
— Big_Z™ (@ZachOtte) November 25, 2012
Luke 1:37 is the verse that basically says, “With God, nothing is impossible.”
So Kelce responded with this for the knockout punch:
Lebron James has his own bible?! “@zachotte: @jkelce please read Luke 1:37 in the King James version of the Bible and you will understand”
— Jason Kelce (@Jkelce) November 25, 2012
*Slow clap*
Well played, sir.
Kelce’s out for the rest of the season with a knee injury, but it’s good to see he hasn’t lost his sense of humor.
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