I’m in an Anti-Gay Marriage Ad…

No, really, I am.

I don’t know how or why.

I just know that my face somehow appears in this ad for the Maryland Marriage Alliance around the 0:06 mark.

I guess my scary smiling face intimidates those people who “will not be intimidated” because I call out bigots when I see them:

I’m so angry… that I didn’t come up with “sexual rednecks.”

For what it’s worth, the pro-gay-marriage side is winning in the polls right now. Let’s hope it stays that way for another couple of weeks.

(via Joe. My. God.)