Ken Ham: Look at How I’ve Brainwashed the Children! October 2, 2012

Ken Ham: Look at How I’ve Brainwashed the Children!

The Creation Museum’s Ken Ham is so jealous that Bill Nye‘s anti-Creationism video has racked up millions of YouTube hits (compared to his group’s fraction of that) that he has doubled-down on his efforts to indoctrinate children:

Yesterday, in Lawrenceville, Georgia, we were thrilled to see several hundredkids pouring into North Metro Baptist church for our school assemblies. I just love teaching the children the truth about dinosaurs — that they were made on the sixth day of creation alongside Adam and Eve. I love to teach them how to think correctly about origins based on Job 38:4. I.e., when someone says “millions of years,” these children will now know to ask politely, “Were you there?” Oh, the secularists hate me teaching children the correct way of thinking. They go ballistic, knowing kids are being taught think in the right way concerning the truth about origins.

I made sure all these young people understand that God created the universe in six literal days about six thousand years ago and that most of the fossils came from the Flood about 4,300 years ago. Yes, thousands upon thousands of children are learning the truth, and we are making sure that we can reach as many children and young people as we can, including at our Creation Museum. Bill Nye, who is really the “Humanist guy,” is out to get kids and brainwash them into secularism and atheism. We need to do all we can to capture these kids for the Lord Jesus Christ.

This plan will, of course, backfire on him.

At some point in the future, a pastor is going to teach these children that Christ rose from the dead.

I can’t wait for a little kid in the congregation to yell out, “Were you there?”

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