Christian Pastor: National Geographic? More Like National Pornographic!

Pastor Steven Anderson of the Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe, Arizona doesn’t think there’s any difference between nudity and pornography. If there’s a naked body in sight, it must be for the purpose of titillation and we must keep it away from the children.

His next target: National Geographic magazine. Or, as he refers to it, National Pornographic. It’s so pornical, the depraved kids treat the naked pictures in it like Playboy centerfolds:

Someone keep Anderson away from the Sistine Chapel before he tries to shut it down for being a strip club.

And NO ONE TELL HIM ABOUT THE INTERNET!

(via The American Jesus)