Pat Robertson: When Gay People Bring Forth Babies from Their Butts, I’ll Rethink My Views on Homosexuality August 11, 2012

Pat Robertson: When Gay People Bring Forth Babies from Their Butts, I’ll Rethink My Views on Homosexuality

By Hemant Mehta
August 11, 2012

The wisdom of Pat Robertson:

You *know* The Daily Show will find a way to use the first few seconds of that video somewhere…

(via Christian Nightmares)

Previous Post
Paul Ryan Earned an F on the Secular Coalition for America's Congressional Scorecard
Next Post
Does Reddit Hurt Atheism?
Browse Our Archives
What Are Your Thoughts?leave a comment

  • white meat and white bread, what else does he  have a problem with I wonder.

  • Margaret Whitestone

    When he says something that doesn’t sound like he pulled it out of his butt I’ll consider taking him seriously. 

  • Someone ask him for his views on infertile couples.

  • Agnostic

    He provides comic relief for the weary. He makes those with inferior complex regarding their intelligence feel superior.

  • jdm8

    I might take Pat seriously if he gave birth.

  • M J Shepherd

    I am unable to rationalize his statements.

  • Michael Koch

    How fascinating Pat….  I always thought that was where Christianity Came from!

  • baronvoncarson

    Does he obey all the OT rules? Mixed material clothing, etc?

  • When Pat Robertson brings forth films projected on his forehead, I’ll rethink my views on Christianity.

  • Stev84

    His mother brought forth an asshole out of her vagina

  • AxeGrrl

    That is the perfect reply, Steve!  🙂

  • Patterrssonn

    I wonder if he’s been reading Oglaf.

  • Obviously Pat does not observe Gawd’s LAW as laid down in Leviticus with regards to style of haircut…
    Bet he likes Lobster and Snow Crab, too… And Pulled Pork…  Hypocrite!

    But he wants Teh Ghey to pull a baby out of the same place he pulled his “religion”.

  • SpiritualRationalist

    It’s all right Pat.  Everyone wishes *you* would shut your mouth…

  • All of these Pat Robertson stories are misclassified. They should be filed under “Humor”.

  • allein

    Seems to me it’s not the gays who are “concentrating” so much on a certain part of the anatomy…

  • Randomfactor

     Of course not.  Rules are for the little people.

  • Onamission5

    That’s my first thought, too. Infertile and elderly people, are they less human and less deserving of romantic love because they don’t reproduce in a bulb-and-socket manner?

  • I love Oglaf. Best sprite in a comic EVER.

  • I’ll rethink anything when ANYONE brings forth a baby from their butt. That shit would be incredible.

  •  …and I’m sure that was a vanilla milkshake he was thinking about, too.

  • Gunstargreen

    And he quotes Leviticus while breaking other laws listed  in it, including the clothes he’s wearing.

  • Oh, hell. Is he still alive?

  • Conspirator

    I’d like to see him justify Leviticus 12 with a straight face.  Not even using the old “you have to understand this was for people in a different time” can explain that one.  Sure it’s not the worst of the bunch, but it is downright funny.  

  • kaydenpat

    Dear Mr. Robertson:

    The reason why Cathy’s stance is so controversial is not because of what he said, but because of what he does.  The issue is that he gives millions of dollars to anti-gay organizations, which in turn hurt actual human beings who happen to be gay — not just in the US but in Africa and other parts of the world.  This is not a free speech issue at all. 

  • Tainda

    Of course not!  They only pick and choose the “rules” they like

  • Tainda

    *gasp* You said the ‘V’ word

  • Tainda

    “That shit would be incredible”

    I see what you did there…

  • Conspirator

    This bears repeating every time this subject comes out.  It has nothing to do with speech, beliefs or the actions of one person.  It has to do with Chick-fil-a as a corporation giving money to hate groups.  

  • Gary Hill

    Errr, Pat

    I know a few homosexuals who’ve given birth through that part of the anatomy that they concentrate on……..

  • Patterrssonn

    I laughed my ass off the first time I read Oglaf. I no longer have an ass, but it was worth it.

  • “There is almost no limit to the offenses a person can get away with in America if he can just get himself called ‘reverend.’
    – Christopher Hitchens in re: Jerry Falwell’s death
    (paraphrased from memory)

  • JohnnieCanuck

    I’m sure your ass would be a significant improvement over Pat. Here’s hoping it finds itself soon.

  • I absolutely agree, very well said.

  • Michael Koch

    It’s the same place he usually has his head buried…… in his ASS…

  • Michael Koch

    Pat’s Mother brought forth Pat from her Butt……………

  • Sindigo

    If he wasn’t given the airtime on national television, he would be hilarious.

  • k’Sheyna V

    When christians bring forth sense from their mouths, I’ll rethink my views on christians.  Unfortunately, they reiterate their ignorance and stupidity and evil and just plain meanness with every word.

  •  Apparently the hate is keeping him alive…

  • Michael Koch

    And ”Paul” did bring fourth Christianity out of his Butt…..  And the Early Christians were gullible and Ignorant, and did number in the masses.  And they were easy to fool and did eat up all that ”Paul” imagined.  And christianity spread across the Earth like a Plague.  All because ”Paul” himself was gay and dispized women, did he. and so he did ‘Shat’ Christianity for the World…..