Well, it’s a conference for Christian women, so I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised… but this is the way Liberty Counsel told people to register for a women’s conference:

Please share this announcement with the women you know…
Hey Girlfriend!
Paint your toe nails, grab your journal, and get ready to attend the women’s event of the year!
And then put on makeup and make me a sandwich?
Ugh.
I kept a journal for years. Didn’t realize that made me less manly.

Just to make things as bad as possible, one of the big speakers will be Victoria Jackson, the clueless conservative Christian who used to be on Saturday Night Live.