William Tapley, the Phallic Symbols Guy from 2011, has written Mitt Romney‘s campaign song! (The Romney campaign did not get back to me when I submitted my suggestion.)
I literally love it more than anything:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Cried the eagle to the world below.
Wake up friend!
Can’t you see we’re at the end?
Wars and rumors of wars
Look out for the signs he gave
Jesus gave
Are you saved?
If you keep your wick trimmed,
You’ll be saved.
You’ll go with Him.
World War 3.
That’s Obama’s plan for you and me.
What a crock!
It’s the only hope he’s got.
He can’t be elected on his record, it’s a crime.
He should resign.
That’s why I’m
Voting for Mitt Romney,
He’s a hero in my mind.
Personally, it reads as more of an “Anti-Obama, End of Days, Accept Christ Before It’s Too Late” anthem, but hey, a song’s a song, amirite?
