Syndicated radio talk-show host Joe Soucheray can’t understand why atheists in Minnesota would want to promote themselves at a ball park:

I have never quite figured out what it is that an atheist intends to promote. To me, it’s got to be the easiest thing in the world to be an atheist, like being left a billion dollars in a trust fund by a distant uncle. You’ve got nothing to worry about. While the rest of us might be nagged by doubt and various theological complications, the atheist goes sailing through life not even having to get up early on Sunday morning. The mystery of transubstantiation alone keeps me up at night.
You’re nagged by doubt because you know it’s wrong.
The theological complications occur when false beliefs mix with reality.
Transubstantiation keeps you up at night because it’s an out-of-your-mind crazy idea that a cracker and Jesus’ body are one and the same.
And atheists have plenty to worry about because people like you actually believe this shit and then try to pass legislation based on it.