True story: My sister texts me the other night saying she’s in Vegas and can I get her into Penn & Teller’s magic show? Because I’m an atheist so I automatically get free tickets, right?
I tell her I can’t, but that Penn is probably doing his Doughnut and Bacon party at The Amazing Meeting at night. If she can find her way to South Point Hotel, she can probably sneak in there. I find Penn’s Tweet about it, send it to her, and go to bed.
The next morning, when I wake up, I see that she sent me a text in the middle of the night. It’s a picture. I open it up:
… that would be my sister chatting it up with Penn.
Meanwhile, I’m in Chicago not chatting it up with Penn. So now I hate my sister.
Anyway, Cult Comedy Pictures released a music video about TAM (featuring a horrible-yet-awesome impression of Neil deGrasse Tyson) and it’s all sorts of entertaining:
I miss you, Vegas! I’ll be back next year…