It seemed to work so well 2,000 years ago… but maybe Jesus needs new recruiting tactics:
Go ahead and do it again so we can get some peace and quiet.
I think that the way he got the tables turned on him was great. Especially since he is kind of douchy. Even if these guys turned out to be xians, they weren’t messing with anybody, just fishing.
Lol, the Christians would nail him up.
I was totally thinking he was going to go all ED-209 on them:
Please put down your fishing rods. You have 20 seconds to comply.
Yup, that last line was classic! Lol
Jesus: “No, seriously, come follow me.”
Fisherman: “No, seriously, shut the fuck up.”