I need to start attending The City Church in Washington (a.k.a. Mark Driscoll-ville). It sounds like they know how to have a good time:
Forget that fact that they’re making a more-than-five-year-old pop culture reference. How exactly is Jesus “bringing sexy back”?
Let’s look at the sermon description…
This Easter message… discusses the word TORMENT, and how Jesus’ suffering, death, and resurrection give us freedom in every aspect of our lives, including our sexuality.
Hm. I guess Jesus was involved in BDSM. Who knew. (Maybe he just forgot the safe word?)
Also, if you listen to the first couple of minutes of Judah Smith‘s sermon, you learn that God created sex… and Christians have the best sex on the planet.
Judging by the response, even his own congregation doesn’t believe that lie. Hilarious.
(via The Museum of Idolatry)