Bunnies Stay Dead… Jesus Didn’t

Bunnies, whether alive or dead, are real. Jesus wasn’t!

At Christmas, are they going to show a dead Santa?

Because it’s better for little children to hear about bloody torture and death than to have fun with the family on Easter morning.

Pretty sure churches have used this image before.

They have to resort to shock imagery to get any attention, just like the Sinful World of Materialism they love to ridicule… 

Please tell me that isn’t fucking real. It’s no wonder that my little sister (currently being raised Christian) doesn’t like Christianity. 

There are so many reasons to avoid admitting that I was raised in the south. 

that doesn’t even make sense. Are they telling people to kill bunnies? I get that bunnies are easter-y and so is their god, but I really don’t get the dead bunny thing. Are dead bunnies supposed to be funny? Hmm…

Heh, I’d like to see parents’ faces while trying to explain this picture to their kids.

Actually… it makes perfect sense. 

 He’s a scene-stealing, pagan symbol.  The family (Father, Son, Holy Ghost) run a tight ship.  That bunny was dipping into their faith pool, so he had to be dealt with.  The Divine Mafia doesn’t mess around, TitledHorizon.

Poor bunny, it had four lucky rabbit feet in its favor and it still ended up playing the role of “horse head” in a Divine version of Godfather.

I saw this photo a few days ago on reddit. I can’t find it again or I would link to it.

 Prove to me, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Jesus did not exist and I will call myself an atheist.

The bunny didn’t intrude into Christianity. It was the Christers who stole the symbology

 A little of both, really. I’m often stunned by the pervasive portrayal of torture in churches, whether the offenders are human or otherwise.

I love it when a theist (usually Christian) tells an atheists they have to prove the non-existence of something “beyond a shadow of a doubt,” despite the theist believing contradictory nonsense that blatantly flies in the face of solid, tested, scientifically rigorous proof. 

That kind of solid argument really makes me rethink my atheist viewpoint. (Yes, there was an eye-roll there).So what if there *was* a historical Jesus? There is a whole hell of a lot more proof for a historical Mohammad (in fact, I don’t think anyone actually doubts his existence). So, if your faith is based solely on whether or not some guy existed in history, why aren’t you Muslim? There’s more historical proof of the Delphic Oracle, too. Again, no one really disputes the existence. So, why not believe in Apollo? 

… and Native Americans.

Yeah at least we have the rabbits body. I don’t see Jesus walking around.

I know! I’m looking at wedding photographers and I was looking through one portfolio when out of nowhere there was a giant, bloody, miserable looking Jesus on a cross. I thought “That’s exactly what I want to remember my wedding day by!”

Whined. He had to be put down.

 It certainly blighted my day, and I’m almost 60.  You really have to be a heartless moron to set up a shot like this.

I really hate to lay this one on you, man, but you cant crucify yourself. I’ve tried it hundreds of times, there’s no way you can hammer in the last nail.
 

A nail gun with a timer and two vise-grips. Works wonders for self-crucifixion.

Got that gem from Bob Villa.

 I found it quite unpleasant, as well.

Jesus Christ is a derivative myth stolen from an earlier Egyptian story. You can still see the evidence in the more “recent” variants of the story of Horus, from his twelve disciples (one of whom betrayed him) to the resurrection of Lazarus. This religion predates Christianity by tens of thousands of years, yet the figures depicted in both religions have little basis in historical records (of which both the Egyptians and Romans were astute at keeping). Ergo, just as we accept that the Egyptian religious figures are mythological, Christianity is likewise a religion of myth.

However, the truly conclusive evidence possible to be gathered is utterly subjective and requires dying first, from which there is no return.

Feel free to find out on our behalf.

 I never said it made sense.

Unless the fertility bunny is getting all the attention. Then they start getting nasty.

GLORY! Praise BabyJesus™!!!!

I said PRAISE.

Praise or end up like the bunny.

And these fundamentalist christianist extremists are trying to make us believe that part of their work is to love and protect the children.  What an utterly disgusting thing to show children, and terrorize them.  And those extremist fundamentalists scream about loving gay parents who provide a stable nurturing environment for raising children.

LOLed at the last note.  “Silly rabbit, resurrections are for Jesus.”  GENIUS, man, you are a GENIUS.

 Only if you torture them and don’t use the meat.