My question is how you manage a typo on that kind of sign?
beezlebub by default
so they’re saying if you’re not christian you’re the devil?
Stewjp
sad pathetic people in that church
Erp
Given that using a cross as one’s sign or signature was what you did if you were illiterate, one could draw another conclusion.
Or that a pitchfork would indicate hard work on a farm producing food for others (and a cross an easy life as a clergyman living off donations).
Edwards Luzardo
Or you could wear the fork as your sign, and follow the FSM. I totally would.
Steven Brent
This may very well be true, but ask yourself this: between a cross and a pitchfork, which would I rather have in hand when the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse hits?
Alex
Pretty much. Atheist? Devil. Muslim? Devil! Catholic? Devil, I say!
Alex
A church sign not far from my house reads “If evolution were true, mothers would have more than two hands!” I think my IQ drops 5 points each time I pass by and look at it. Derp derp.
Tainda
Could it be…..SATAN?
Matto the Hun
Hey, at least the are honest about the proposition their religion makes. They aren’t bullshitting anyone with, oh you’re Jewish and you’re Muslim but we all worship the same God, lets hold hands and sing kumbaya while we think about how horribly wrong each other is.
Cool!!!! A pitchfork is way more wicked awesome than a cross.
NewEnglandBob
A pitch fork may be a necessity to keep the theists at bay so they do less damage to the world.
Michael
I wonder if it wasn’t modified by someone who wanted to claim EA were the devil?
Toats McGoats
Im sure this church, back in the day, used to put burning crosses on black people’s yards. I don’t think it was a sign of sharing faith in Jesus, I think it was sign with more of a “Time to leave NOW” message.
Michael
Only a Sith deals in absolutes…
Steven Brent
I like the way you think. Make those exploding pitchforks and I will set up a Kickstarter for the product design phase.
Pagan response: You guys really need to learn the difference between a pitchfork and a trident.
BenFromCA
Pitchfork : Dinner fork
Lance : toothpick
IOW, you can’t compare a dinner fork to a pitchfor any more than you can compare a toothpick to a lance. No “coincidence”. Nothing to see here. Move along.
anyone notice their sign looks like a sun symbol over a book? nothing like a cross. so they didn’t look at their own sign first – why am I not surprised?
The Captain
I bet it’s members are real nice, friendly, and supportive to the non-christian community in their town too.
They’reAllTheSame
I thought judge decided that “The(A) Cross” was not a “religious symbol”
I just what to say that a pitch fork is a lot more useful that a cross. A pitch fork can be used from simple gardening to storming the castle of the mad scientist up the road.
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