The Definition of False Dichotomy

so they’re saying if you’re not christian you’re the devil?

Given that using a cross as one’s sign or signature was what you did if you were illiterate, one could draw another conclusion.

Or that a pitchfork would indicate hard work on a farm producing food for others (and a cross an easy life as a clergyman living off donations). 

This may very well be true, but ask yourself this: between a cross and a pitchfork, which would I rather have in hand when the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse hits?

A church sign not far from my house reads “If evolution were true, mothers would have more than two hands!” I think my IQ drops 5 points each time I pass by and look at it. Derp derp.

Hey, at least the are honest about the proposition their religion makes. They aren’t bullshitting anyone with, oh you’re Jewish and you’re Muslim but we all worship the same God, lets hold hands and sing kumbaya while we think about how horribly wrong each other is.

Another false dichotomy. I’d rather have a machine gun that shoots pitchforks.

A pitch fork may be a necessity to keep the theists at bay so they do less damage to the world.

Im sure this church, back in the day, used to put burning crosses on black people’s yards.  I don’t think it was a sign of sharing faith in Jesus, I think it was sign with more of a “Time to leave NOW” message.

I like the way you think. Make those exploding pitchforks and I will set up a Kickstarter for the product design phase.

Pagan response: You guys really need to learn the difference between a pitchfork and a trident.

anyone notice their sign looks like a sun symbol over a book? nothing like a cross. so they didn’t look at their own sign first – why am I not surprised?

I thought judge decided that “The(A) Cross” was not a “religious symbol” 

To me, it looks like they’re desperate to control people. 

 Which is an Unfortunate Implication all on its own. Or the sure sign of an exploding irony meter.

 What if it’s a vampire apocalypse…  We’re going to need a cross shaped pitchfork!

Thankfully I don’t believe that pitchforks exist.

… And coming off the heels of Star Wars references above, now I’ve got a mental picture of Poseidon saying “I find your lack of waves disturbing…”

Like a cool Indian godess? Isn’t this celebrating mothers? Are they pitching Hinduism here?

It seems shuriken are most often four pointed stars, though three, six and eight are easily found.

I just what to say that a pitch fork is a lot more useful that a cross.  A pitch fork can be used from simple gardening to storming the castle of the mad scientist up the road.    

I’ve got a sign for them….. It involves raising the middle finger……….

Damn, if there were a nice way to put up a picture of Kali next to that sign, I would totally do it 🙂

 Good. I’ll have something to stab Jesus in the neck with.

I’m not going to hell without a fight.