nakedpastor: A New Kind of Bible Theme Park

By David Hayward

February 1, 2012

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Marlo Rocci

Can we have “Lot and his daughters”?
A Portlander

I wasn’t familiar with a couple of these. If you aren’t, either:

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/ezra/10.html (divorcing the “strange wives”)

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/acts/5.html (Aninias & Sapphira)
Rebecca M

Ha ha, this is funny… but so is driving past the Holy Land Experience in Orlando! Think the temple with lots of search lights. Google it, it has a website, and be prepared to laugh.
derka derka allah jihad

How about the “Please, gentlemen, rape and murder my daughter and this other woman before fucking this random dude in his ass” park?
Anonymous

Ah, I remember this place from Religulous. Although reading their Wikipedia page I see that they had some trouble with taxes until “state lawmakers passed a law in 2006 granting a tax exemption for theme parks that display, exhibit, illustrate and interpret biblical manuscripts.”

Someone ought to let Disney etc. know about that. Could save a lot of money.
Anonymous

Why not? Lot did.
Rebecca M

All I know is that every time we drive by my husband and I make snarky cracks about animatronic jesuses and god being a free-market capitalist. TBN gives us the giggles a lot.