I Can’t Tell Who’s Happier January 1, 2012

I Can’t Tell Who’s Happier

By Hemant Mehta
January 1, 2012

… the shark or the baby?

In any case, I now know sharks are atheists.

(Thanks to Leyan for the link!)

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  • Patrick

    Cute picture, lame joke.

  • What if it’s a baby lawyer, hmm?

    Joking aside, that kid looks delicious.  I mean adorable.

  • Rebekah

    Lol, the baby is cute! <3
    But I don't get the joke, how are sharks atheists?

  • Nordog

    It’s bad enough how you beat that dead horse of a joke, now you’re really stretching it to the breaking point to make the joke.

    But hey, we all need a hobby I guess.

    As I’ve asked many times before, where exactly do people earnestly assert that atheists eat babies?  I’ve only heard it mentioned here as a set up for what must be one of your favorite memes.

  • Do sharks believe in god(s)?

  • Spencer

    The whole ‘atheists eat babies’ thing is kind of getting old.

  • Think of all the time you could have spent not dealing with the whole ‘atheists eat babies’ thing if you’d clicked the X instead of commenting!

  • Skippybkroo

    we’re gonna need a bigger baby…

  • Natasha Gow

    Squeeee! So utterly adorable! I could just gobble that baby right up!

    oh…

     

  • EJC

    Hey Captain Literal, perhaps you should invest in some good scotch and Internet porn to relieve all of your pent up angst.

    Jesus tapdancing Christ dude, you must be an absolute bug at cocktail parties.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, so it’s that old atheists-eat-babies joke? That’s it? OK. Now I get it. That’s, um, funny I guess. Cute baby, at least.

  • NorDog

    Now that’s funny!

  • Nordog

    Captain Literal?

    [yawn]

  • Wasn’t Newt a cute kid?

  • Leena Holtta

    Didn’t you know that atheists eat babies?  😀

  • The Other Weirdo

    All I could think of was, “It’s MEGA-SHARK!”

  • Seniorskeptik

    I could have sworn sharks were Christians, I mean don’t they just love to prey on the defenseless?