God doesn’t LIE! Sometimes you just don’t understand the answer! Erm, or something.
Type your comment here.God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source
Damn url didn’t work.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy,475/
Clearly if you made the sign ahead of time you didn’t have faith. Question answered.
Browsing the Onion, I found this. I feel it’s appropriate. Hitch’s badassery will never be forgotten.http://www.theonion.com/articles/fumbling-inarticulate-obituary-writer-somehow-losi,26890/
“God has a plan for you”
or
“God works in mysterious way”
“God answers prayers, and sometimes the answer is “no.””
Don’t know who I’m quoting here, and hope to never hear anything else that comes out of their mouth.
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