Republicans should take note: God spoke to Dr. Metablog and told him which candidates need to get out of the presidential race:
I asked Him if He had any other preferences in the upcoming election. He sighed. “I don’t want either Bachmann or Palin either. They’re doofae.” I wasn’t surprised that God was so adamantine about B and P, because of their shallow religiosity and deficient knowledge of history, but I was truly shocked that God called them by the faux-Latin feminine plural “doofae.” I mean, doofus isn’t even a real Latin word, despite its -us ending, and so there’s no singular feminine “doofa.” I would have thought that God would have a better command of His Latinity. I was so taken aback that I forgot to ask Him how he felt about Newt, whom I myself would definitely prefer to be the Republican candidate. He’s so loveable.
If God said it and someone heard it, it must be true.
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