A conversation between a medical worker whose rings marks her as a member of an unpopular religious sect and a wounded patient who needs treatment:
Resident: “Is there anyone else who could do this?”
Me: “[Coworker] is the only other person on the unit today qualified to do this. Is something wrong?”
Resident: “Your ring. I don’t want to be touched by one of you demons. You’re a sex-crazed cult.”
Me: “I am sorry you feel that way, ma’am. If you’re uncomfortable with me, I can certainly get [coworker].”
…
Resident: I’m so glad you’re here. Her lifestyle is just so sex-crazed and evil. It’s frankly un-Christian!”
Coworker: “You do know that she is a virgin who has never smoked or drank in her life and carries a picture of Christ in her wallet, right?”
Resident: *speechless*
Coworker: “Oh, and one more thing. I’m an atheist, I live with a man I’m not married to, and I have three kids.”
Reminds me of this image:

(via Not Always Right. Thanks to TychaBrahe for the link!)
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