Reader Alan‘s parents receive a magazine called The Banner published by the Christian Reformed Church.
There’s a humor section in it and a recent issue had a compilation of silly things kids said… I’ve highlighted a few of them for you:

Your call: Kids just unaware of what they’re saying? Or an early start to sexism?
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