You Can Be Deepak Chopra… July 6, 2011

You Can Be Deepak Chopra…

By Hemant Mehta
July 6, 2011

… though I can’t imagine why any intelligent person would want to be. Other than the money. The man is rolling in cash.

Anyway, everything you need to write his next book is in this Mad Libs (click to enlarge):

And now you know all of his secrets.

(Thanks to JB for the link!)

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  • Deepak Chopra has changed his views on Evolution btw, 1-2 weeks ago he came out on his Twitter saying he believes in evolution.

    One step in the right direction at least…

  • ACN

    Even broken clocks are right twice a day.

  • Nice…

    My favorite tweet from his run-in with PZ:

    “@DeepakChopra: Taking full responsibility for negative attention from @pzmyers and his followers. No further interaction. …”

    LOL

  • Richard Wade

    This is so true, and I have a relative who eats this kind of twaddle like potato chips. Can’t get enough of it. My tongue bleeds when I have to listen.

  • ShellyD99

    In Julia Sweeney’s monologue Letting Go of God, she talks a little bit about Deepak Chopra and her disillusionment with him. When she says he’s “full of s—,” her delivery is hysterically funny. Sorry, that’s what I think of now whenever I hear his name.

  • I highly recommend following @DERPakChopra on Twitter. You get the full Deepak experience without actually following him!

  • Cheepak Dopra

    The mind is like a gluon. In both cases, when the decoherence occurs, the physical reality of the aleph-naught becomes apparent. It is only due to the x-ray that surrounds us all that we can participate in emergence. From this we know that the monistic substrate exists. Amazingly, chromosome is the perfect analog to this phenomenon. This deep connection is the result of water. It is recombobulating that there is a fundamental link between us and phlogiston and that consciousness is always found in the Hamiltonian!

  • Robster

    Be nice! The ol’ Deepak (sounds like a new form of packaging) has perfected the art of saying lots without saying anything. He’s got a talent in that the nonsense he sprouts really does sort of possibly sound credible. I hear he’s even written books. Are they any more than a hundred empty pages?

  • FormerThumper

    The Mind is like a Higgs Boson. In both cases when the quantum tunneling occurs, the physical reality of the boundlessness becomes apparent. It is only due to the energy that surrounds us all that we can participate in the god particle. From this we know that the singularity exists. Amazingly the Voorworp is a perfect analog of this phenomenon. This deep connection is a result of ginseng. It is enlightening that there is a fundamental link between us and Quantum Effect Waves and that consciousness is found in the Uncertainty Principal.

  • Jeff

    I thought he was full of crap and all about the money from day one. He took a system of medicine (leaving aside the issue of whether or not it’s at all effective) that originated in a country in which the vast majority have trouble getting the basics of survival, and turned it into something only yuppies can afford – and he did it with the imprimatur of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, a supposedly “spiritual” man.

    And that was before he began writing those damn fool books.

  • I’m amazed he gets the following he gets. But, in America, where anyone can claim to have knowledge with a few long words, I suppose it’s easy to fool the foolish.

  • Vystrix Nexoth

    The mind is like a charm quark. In both cases, when the Heisenberg uncertainty principle occurs, the physical reality of the limit of an unbounded series becomes apparent. It is only due to the torque that surrounds us all that we can participate in peer review. From this we know that unfalsifiability exists.

    Amazingly, the invisible planet is the perfect analog to this phenomenon. This deep connection is the result of water. It is sexually arousing that there is a fundamental link between us and transmutation and that consciousness is always found in Schrödinger’s catbox.

    (This is fun~!)

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