I like it. It’d be funnier if it were more complicated though: add in some branches that people would expect (“Are you a Christian?”, “Do you go to church regularly?”, etc.) along the way, but have them all end up at “No” anyway.
I’m really hoping the rapture works. If it goes well, it could shift the voting stats for enough congressional districts and state house seats to totally change politics in America.
Defiantnonbeliever
idk, I’d say it would depend on how exciting my date is :o)
Damn, I wish I’d tried harder at maths in school so I could follow this
Hopeful
If I say, wait until like the last 45 seconds, and if it looks like something’s going to happen, very quickly proclaim a broad but sincere fondness for the lord Jesus, our Saviour, do you think that’s going to cut it?
Dan W
Nice. But I think I’d be better if it was more like the one Florian linked to, with some branches, ultimately resulting in the same answer for everyone (the answer of course being “no, you won’t be raptured”).
If anyone is seriously interested in a quick view of all the different rapture versions out there, I drew a quick view of the many varieties of Christian Eschatologies for anyone trying to keep straight the versions of the end times.
But the chart in this post does the best summary of all ! Thanx
i don’t generally “pray” but this is one i’d want to happen. please, jeebus: take your followers away. i beg you. you don’t exist, but i wish you did, and would do this, this weekend. my life would be so much better if you took all your followers “home.” i won’t ever bother you all there. i’ll be too busy partying and having gay sex in hell. don’t worry, i’ll like it and you can spend eternity singing and bowing and all that shit. me and my gfs will be busy with dildo ass fucking and smoking pot and reading Plato and Wiccan philosophy in the fiery depths. which is fine with me.
This is so obviously a scam. Why do so many of them fall for it?
godfree
WFC ?
John
I’m gonna guess that only about 4,000 people will make the cut and actually be sucked up into heaven. I don’t particularly care who goes and who stays, but I sure hope that Oprah goes first.
Do you like going to church? I think heaven would be like church only full time. Sounds like hell to me.
Tormoza
Makes me think of one of my all-time favorite bumper stickers: Jesus is coming — Look busy.
Saturday, May 21st 7:50 AM Eastern Time Zone of the United States and no Rapture here yet either… at least among the infidels in sight to me. In looking out my window I don’t see any piles of clothes left behind.
I’ll keep looking throughout the day.
Cyberguy
Love the lack of self-awareness in this article from the New Zealand Herald:
Auckland Catholic Church spokeswoman Lyndsay Freer told NZPA church attendance had not increased at all since Camping’s warnings.
She described his prediction as “scaremongering nonsense”, that had nothing to do with scripture.
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