Except for God… May 7, 2011

Except for God…

Using Christian logic, this must all make sense:

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  • Steve

    That’s about right

    Especially noticeable in creation discussions when Christians argue that everything needs to have a cause, that something can’t come from nothing and wonder what lead to the existence of the universe.
    All that is proof of god for them, but somehow the idea that god always existed and/or exists outside of our comprehension makes perfect sense to them

  • CanadianNihilist

    Obviously god is a regular guy from another universe and this universe was created when he farted.
    There. Religion solved, now everybody go home and live your lives.

  • Richard P.

    Was it a catholic fart or a protestant one?

  • Greg

    That just about sums it up, I think. You could add a few more, but them’s the basics.

    (eg. Anything created by a mind is subjective… Except when it is god’s mind.)

  • Christian “logic”. Got it.

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  • Brian

    And I’m going to hell (according to those who don’t like me), but then I’m not (according to those who think I’m a great guy despite my atheism). I’d tell you to “go figure,” but who can figure this crap?