Reader Brandon tells me there are Scripture-based Jelly Beans for sale at his local Drug Warehouse store. They come in the usual colors but each color represents something Jesus-y.
Thank you, Lord, for these jelly beans that remind me of your love.
Black represents my sinful heart, keeping from you above.
Red represents the blood you shed to provide salvation free.
White shows the cleansing of my sin as I put my faith in Thee.
Yellow is for heaven above, my new home I’ll have someday.
Green is for the growth I will see as I read your Word and pray.
Purple shows you are King of all, the one I choose to obey.
Thank you, Lord, for these jelly beans.
They mean more than words can say.
Remember: When you eat a Jelly Bean, you’re eating the squishy part of Jesus.
At least the words on the bag are entertaining. I award 10 Internets to the person who can make the most amusing sentence using as many of those words as possible…