Jesus vs. The Easter Bunny

Finally!

Mike, your other videos got under my skin, but this one is awesome.

Just one more thing Christianity has stolen from earlier pagan rites and religions

Kahn!!! <3

Furries…*facepalm*
There is an epidemic going on people, and it needs to be stopped. Oh sure it’s all fine and well for people who live outside of cities, it’s just a big joke to them. But these furverts are running amok in our streets and worse yet, (shutter) in our nightclubs. I hear them pleading with the door goons, “but furry is my fetish…. that makes this bunny suit fetish ware”. Looks like I have at long last found a useful thing for Jesus to be doing, chasing furries from the public square.

At three minutes and twenty-four seconds long, it was three minutes and twenty-three seconds too long. A still photo of Jesus angrily chasing the Easter bunny would have gotten a better laugh than what was the same joke done over and over.

He got one thing right. God is the worst shot in the universe. three shots at less than twenty feet and he completely missed. He throws hurricanes, earthquakes and tsunamis at “sinners,” but never once gets the assholes who put words into his mouth.

I loved the video, and I’m glad you put it up. Mike catches a lot of crap for his videos, and I’m almost certain you catch just as much for linking to his videos. I think he’s freaking hilarious. Maybe it’s time some of us develop thicker skin and stop whining just because something as ridiculous as religion gets made fun of.

And I find fart jokes and sexual innuendo hilarious, but when others don’t agree with me, I’m not disingenuous enough to think it’s because they’re thin skinned.

Most of his shit just isn’t funny to a lot of us.

This guy is not funny. He is annoying but far from funny and I love stupid stuff.

I love Jackass, South Park, Robot Chicken and other off the wall stuff but this guy is just fucking annoying.

If I could punch him in the face, I would.

“If I could punch him in the face, I would.”

Really? You would punch people in the face because you find them annoying and not funny?

@Greta,

Do you really think he’s serious or are you pulling the, “I’ll use pedantic literalism to prove to everyone I’m morally superior,” gag?

Ok, let me change it to an open hand slap across the face.

If I punched you I would just hurt my hand but a good open hand slap across the face would cause you a lot more pain.

But then again I think you would enjoy the pain and hence your responce. Maybe you and I could roshambo and video tape that.

I get to kick first.

@coyotenose

It’s not that, it’s about consistency. If we criticize Mike Huckabee for being such a turd as to jokingly suggest an enforced theocracy, then it’s completely consistent to criticize someone for jokingly suggesting violence as a solution.

I disagree. It’s one thing to question a statement such as Huckabee’s, which given his leanings, may or may not be meant in jest. (A joke, which frankly, I found both obvious and inoffensive). However, it is quite another to feign ignorance and call out someone for using a well-known meme whilst using a holier-than-thou tone.

I see that infantile crap all the time and have been guilty of doing it on occasion myself. Frankly, it is especially unbecoming from somone of Greta Christina’s credentials. Your mileage, of course, may vary.

@NotYou007:

“Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.” -Malcolm Reynolds

… It’s just disrespectful. How would you like a cute, fuzzy, cuddly little rabbit handing out chocolate to kids on the anniversary of your death? Easter is supposed to be about the sacrifice that I made for humanity, not you stuffing your fucking little face with chocolate.

Right on, exept easter is the day of his resurrection, not his death – that´s Good Friday.

Shalom
Hermann

@Drew M.,

I disagree. It’s one thing to question a statement such as Huckabee’s, which given his leanings, may or may not be meant in jest. (A joke, which frankly, I found both obvious and inoffensive). However, it is quite another to feign ignorance and call out someone for using a well-known meme whilst using a holier-than-thou tone.

With Huckabee, it isn’t the crappy joke. It’s that he’s a political leader suggesting such a thing. They’re supposed to have higher standards*, because they influence a great many people.

I can see your point there though. It’s a parallel to the recent uproar over language when Gabby Giffords was shot. A lot of neocons who can’t do the Logics were trying to defend violent rhetoric by citing established, well-known metaphors and idioms as justification for statements like “using Second Amendment remedies”, which is unique and cannot be mistaken for anything but a call to shoot people. Regardless of one’s position on the matter, their defense was rubbish.

*I know, I know: LOL.

Love the tie. Gives it the classic YouTube “made by a nerd on his coffee break” look.

A guy who, as part of the triune god, took part in the rape of his own mother has no business getting irked at rabbits.