KKBundy

Remember Kids. Jesus wants you to stay on the “Right”.
Adam

“Highway to the Danger Zone!”
Graham ASH-PORTER

The Nails go here, and here and here!
Frederick Green

Crossroad to nowhere.
anton kozlik

Would all Christians please follow the yellow line through the sign of the cross!
Michelle

Please help, I don’t get it. This just looks like a country two lane to me.
Claudia

@Michelle, notice the different coloring of the asphalt. The lighter color, placed on top of the darker, appears to form a Christian cross. Admittedly, it’s a cross that only fundamentalist Christians and we “rabid” atheists would ever notice, but still.

Warning woo crosswinds ahead!
Tastybrain

“Lay down your cross and get out of the road.”
No one of consequence

For those who follow in my path… this is their cross to bear right after.
Defiantnonbeliever

Caution Zombie Crossing
ChristopherTK

I know I’m spoiling the humor in it but Dale McGowan once related a story regarding his concern when he saw a christian cross on the wall of his daughter’s public school classroom. He said he was trying to bite his tongue but still considering his options.

Later and without prompting, his daughter said something alluding to the fact that they were practicing the lower case t.
Steve

The road to hell is paved with good intentions
No one of consequence

Caution Cross Crossing
Caution Jesus Crossing
Before the next curve the cross shall rise
No blind driveways ahead
Tom Lawson

Song lyrics:

I’ll go you one better if you’ve got the nerve
let’s race all the way to dead man’s curve.

And:

Just take my way on the highway that’s the best
Crucifix on Route 6-6-6
Julie

“The Illinois Highway Patrol Association, not to be outdone by those pussies in Utah, decided to implement their own, even more ostentatious memorial for fallen ISPD patrol officers.”
nis

AT YOUR FACE ATHEIST!!
THAT IS THE PROVE THAT GOD EXIST!

*sarcasm*
Bobby

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
hoverfrog

Vampire trap.

I was thinking speed trap for vampires.
Anne

Fortunately for blues lovers everywhere, Robert Johnson misunderstood the directions from his grandmother and never made it to the cross road.
Meanie

discounting the research regarding stop signs as biased, the fundamentalist controlled traffic department instead relies on religious symbols and prayer to decrease traffic accidents.
Bob

A simple question … why isn’t this a one-way road?
Mike Brownstein

This is just a divine reminder to say the travelers prayer. If you don’t a semi will smite you at that curve ahead. That is all…
-God
ash

Caution; angry tarmac ahead.
David McNerney

Not really a caption – but doesn’t that yellow sign mean “Dangerous Bend Ahead”.

Although, this sign might be more appropriate.
Rhodent

Why did the DOT cross the road?
Clint

@Anne: Thank you!

I had posted this photo elsewhere with the caption “Things would probably have turned out differently if Robert Johnson had tried making his deal at this ‘crossroad.'”
Drakk

“I’m on a hiiighwaay to hell!”
Stephanie

“The Interstate Church welcomes all middle-of-the-road Christians!”
Joe_No_Halo

Oh, no! Jesus must be stuck to some semi’s wheels!
Michael

Now you too can die on the cross, just like Jesus!
Tom

No need to look left or right before crossing, just believe, and you won’t get run over.
Non-Litigious Atheist

Intersection of Church and State

The committee to preserve the road as a historical landmark: Americans United for the Intersection of Church and State
Will

Standing at the cross road, trying to flag a ride.

Nobody seemed to know me, everybody passed me by.
GawdOfThunder

Be careful, and don’t get ‘nailed’ at the intersection!
Strad27

Quick! Turn around–detour, I say! DETOUR!
Digitus Impudicus

Yeah, some hippy got hit by a Mack truck right over there about 2000 years ago. Everyone is still going on about it.
Tony

Proof that Jesus is very “middle of the road”…i.e, road-kill!

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