We all know Jesus is coming back… right? Right.
Larry Falter is capitalizing on it for his Superior, Wisconsin business, LTD Jewelers:
Did you know the Bible predicts the day of the Lord, followed by the return of Jesus Christ to Jerusalem? As I read the daily news and look around the world, I believe we’re really close to that day.
Nonetheless, here and now, if you want jewelry, I have access to millions. Diamonds and gemstones, gold, silver, watches and clocks, and I’m selling everything at 50% off, giving you unbelievable savings.
I have no idea what the Return of Jesus has to do with anything, but I suppose it does get your attention…
He never mentions what you’re supposed to do with the jewelry after you’ve been raptured, though.
(via Consumerist — Thanks to Chris for the link!)