Take a Wild Guess… December 13, 2010

Take a Wild Guess…

By Guest Contributor
December 13, 2010

Anyone who reads, comments on, or writes atheist blogs knows exactly who Crispian Jago is imitating…

Start of with an insane threat. Remembering to ensure that you leave CAPS-LOCK on for a FEW WORDS and finish with an exclamation mark!

Leave a couple of BLANK LINES!

Insert a few underscores,
___________________________________________

The remainder of the comment is irrelevant as no one ever actually reads any further down THAN THIS!

That’s only the beginning…

It’s spot-on, really 🙂

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  • Ian

    He missed out the obligatory:

    a) Comparison to Hitler, Stalin and/or Pol Pot.
    b) Moral equivalence to Pedophiles.
    c) Instruction to go say that to a Muslim.

  • Mike in FL

    Ah yes, Dennis Markuze (his REAL name)/David Mabus.

    A true nutbar if there ever was one. I sincerely hope the authorities call him on his death threats/threats of violence and put him in his place.

  • Sciwoman

    He’s not just bothering you bloggers, he’s all over atheist forums also. I’ve banned Mabus more times and binned more of his posts than I can count. He must think he’s accomplishing something, but I can’t figure out what it is. I hope that one day he gets help.

  • As this is the only atheist blog I read, I haven’t the foggiest clue who you’re talking about. Has this person trolled here, too?

  • Nostradamus FTW!!!! I also feel privileged to have had my life threatened, it means I’ve ‘arrived’… 😉

  • Ubi Dubium

    It’s a sure sign that I spend too much time on the internet. I read that opening, told my kids “It’s David Mabus!”, then clicked the link for confirmation. He’s hit us over at the Venganza forums too.

  • NewEnglandBob

    Many of us have been directly threatened by Markuze. He is just a mentally disturbed bag of useless goo.

  • Richard Wade

    It seems that at first the sites infested by Mabus

    FIND HIM REALLY ANNOYING!!!

    Then for a brief time someone
    EXPRESSES A LITTLE PITY!!!

    ************************************

    But eventually people seem to feel disappointed if he doesn’t show up with

    HIS STYLIZED, SCHIZOPHRENIC RITUAL!!!

    ________________________________

    It’s kind of an honor to have the attention of

    THE WORLD’S MOST FAMOUS TROLL!!!

    Even though it’s the same incomprehensible gibberish no matter where he goes.

    Maybe he’ll go away if we tell him

    HOW MUCH WE LOVE HIS STUFF!!!

  • Franco

    Someone needs to code a program that uses that template to generate DM posts. That way even after he passes on, he’ll be with us always in the form of an a mindless, automatic process that crawls the web firing off incomprehensible, vaguely disturbing screeds.

    It’ll be like he never left us!

  • don’t feed the trolls. David is probably feeling pretty proud of himself being so recognizable.

  • Ha! I got a visit from this troll a few days ago. Never heard of him before that. At first, I thought it was random spam from someone whose first language was not English. When he mentioned cutting off atheists’ heads, I knew it was a troll, but I wondered why the post was so unintelligible.

    I’m happy to say I didn’t feed the troll–I couldn’t possibly. There’s no telling what it eats.

  • Richard P.

    don’t feed the trolls. David is probably feeling pretty proud of himself being so recognizable.

    Must be pretty lonely if your proud to be recognized as one of the lowest common denominator within society.

    Way to go dave were proud of you too.

  • You know, it’s a little hard to take hate mail and death threats seriously when they’re cc’ed to 100 people…

  • gwen

    Crispin forgot to call us all f*ckers. While he can threaten to kill us, and damn us all to hell, he can’t bring himself to spell out a swear word like an adult!

  • Valhar2000

    Gwen wrote:

    Crispin forgot to call us all f*ckers. While he can threaten to kill us, and damn us all to hell, he can’t bring himself to spell out a swear word like an adult!

    Well, the Bible shows that God is fine with the savage murder of thousands of people, but swearing is a big no-no.

  • Jeff

    A true nutbar if there ever was one. I sincerely hope the authorities call him on his death threats/threats of violence and put him in his place.

    One would hope so, but so far, the Montreal Police have been unwilling to become involved. I find that disturbing; Canadians are supposed to be so much more community-oriented than we are. At worst, he may be dangerous; at best, he’s severely disturbed, probably schizophrenic, and needs help.

  • My blog is too little to appeal to trolls. Not enough meat on the bones or something. I dunno. I suppose I should be grateful but I can’t help but feel like I’m missing a part of the experience here…

  • Now I feel out of it since I’ve never heard of him either.

    He’s Canadian? The same country that takes people to task for blaspheming (calling it hate speech) doesn’t lift a finger or blink an eye at death threats? Excuse me, but how is that not hate speech?

  • @1minion Says:

    My blog is too little to appeal to trolls.

    No blog is too small to appeal to Mabus if he stumbles across it.

    He graced my blog once when I posted in July 2009 that I was attending TAM7.

    My traffic is a little bigger now, but back in July 2009, I got 175 hits for the entire month. Mabus was one of them.

  • Jeff

    He’s Canadian? The same country that takes people to task for blaspheming (calling it hate speech) doesn’t lift a finger or blink an eye at death threats? Excuse me, but how is that not hate speech?

    I know; it’s very surprising.

  • I just don’t get it, Jeff. Double standard much there in Canada?

  • @1minion:

    What Karl said.

    I got a DM post on my blog when no one else knew it existed, on a topic about a video game I was reviewing (Critically Skeptic, hah! Get it?!)

    No blog is too small, or has too few views, or can be completely unrelated to atheism. DM is a troll supreme.

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